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Saturday, September 27, 2014
Denzel Equalizes Outcomes
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Guest rush review written and proofread by Tray Oldman and approved by the Author for your bemusement. Not too many years ago, film bu...
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Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Finding Nemo Sucks, and a Bunch of Unrelated Stinkers
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“Nemo is killing me!” There are a great many misconceptions surrounding Pixar Animation Studios, one of which is that they make animated...
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Wednesday, September 3, 2014
Moderation Fallacy
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This is a tightly compressed sociopoetical rant I wrote for a contest with a really unusual prompt. It lost. Enjoy and ponder it pensively....
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
The Amazing Sermon-man and the Folly of Message Movies
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“You’re just an innocent / a helpless victim of a spider’s web / and I an insect / going after anything that I can get / So you’d better ...
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Guardians of the Galaxy
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DON’T PANIC. The following film review has been professionally eviscerated and organized into chunks of 150-400 words that will lend themse...
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