Wednesday, March 30, 2011

March 30th is...

National no improper use of "like" day!

That can also extend to include no slang uses of "all", "yeah", or just "ya' know"s in general.  I was aware of this plague before I started to go to school, but that just reinforced my feelings about it.  As an Author, I am seriously peeved.

So, if you ever have time, please forward this blog post to all emails in your address book, with the following message: "I pledge to withhold from all manners of poor English for a single day, according to national no improper use of 'like' day, begun by Josephos Rex of The Author's Files."  If you pledge something, that'll automatically ignite anyone's interest.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

March 29th is...

National no-makeup day!

Starting now, 3-29 on the calendar is national no-makeup day.  I don't believe anyone else has claimed this date (including those "Talk like a pirate day" guys), so I'm going to go ahead and do it.  WHY do I impose this horrible punishment on so many people?  Because I'm sick of seeing "false faces" at school, and God makes women beautiful without any eyeliner, lipstick, or other stuff.

Like nobuddy claimed 2morrow either, so I'm like going 2 try that too, ya' know?  March 30th is all... guess.  And come back tomorrow to see.